Quidditas

HA.

parksandbeyonce:

3.13 Road Trip/Countdown

I’m absolutely certain I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m equally certain that I’ve spent a hung over hour googling for this while shotgunning water and crabbing at my computer.  NEVER AGAIN.

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“For whatever reason, she has an irresistible attraction to the vice president in a movie-star kind of way.” (x)

(via brokenrecord)

“I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. I never break any laws ever because I’m deathly afraid of cops.”

Uh.  This is me.

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benwyattfacialexpressions:

“…and then our heads will explode and we’ll die.”
“Oh god…” 

This is how I feel right now, but the only thing I’m drinking is water.  Why does my body hate me?  Is it personal or just general malevolence?  Either way, I couldn’t even dance to My Sharona when it was on at a gas station.  I let Winona Ryder and Janeane Garofalo down then because of you, head.  Get it together.

calikalie:

46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION

BEN:  Should we throw in some salads for a healthy option?
TOM: Wow. Don’t be such a Jerry, Ben.
LESLIE: Yeah, Ben, these guys are cops, not ballerinas.
BEN: Okay. How ‘bout some calzones?
LESLIE: Calzones are like pizzas, but they’re harder to eat. They’re dumb and so was that idea.
BEN:  Seriously?
TOM: This is embarrassing for you.

3.04, “Ron and Tammy Part Two”

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