“…and then our heads will explode and we’ll die.”
This is how I feel right now, but the only thing I’m drinking is water. Why does my body hate me? Is it personal or just general malevolence? Either way, I couldn’t even dance to My Sharona when it was on at a gas station. I let Winona Ryder and Janeane Garofalo down then because of you, head. Get it together.Source: benwyattfacialexpressions
46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION
BEN: Should we throw in some salads for a healthy option?
TOM: Wow. Don’t be such a Jerry, Ben.
LESLIE: Yeah, Ben, these guys are cops, not ballerinas.
BEN: Okay. How ‘bout some calzones?
LESLIE: Calzones are like pizzas, but they’re harder to eat. They’re dumb and so was that idea.
TOM: This is embarrassing for you.
3.04, “Ron and Tammy Part Two”