There may be six degrees between anyone on the planet and Kevin Bacon, but if you’re under 30 and living in Southern California, you’re never more than two degrees from James Franco. In this case, Dick to facialist. Facialist to Franco’s assistant. Then something to get that assistant’s attention.
Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. Tricky, feathery little shits.
nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl you like these moves?”
Seagulls are conversing with the demons of the deep. I feel certain.